I did it once in my early 30’s & never again!!!! It wasn’t so much the pain that stopped me more that I hated looking like a little girl. It just weirded me out too much. Long live the full bush!
Lol, this was a delight to read. I am a one and done with the Brazilian, or any wax near my lady bits. It's awful! And I agree with the other commenter, I felt like a little girl, not the vibe I was going for. I am sorry you had such a traumatic experience, but thankful you decided to share.
I just noticed as I went to comment that my whole lower body is clenched having read this! This is so good (but so bad!). I am not a waxer for aaaaaall of these reasons.
Also: “the exaggerated straddle of an actor in a Pace Picante commercial” spoke to my soul 😂
So funny! It took me back to my younger days when I used to get just regular bikini waxes regularly, and that was bad enough! Laser Groupons and old age has rid me of most of those issues now.
I lol’d so many times while reading this.
Hahahaha, thank you!
Kim, OMG. I laughed so so so hard. I am so sorry. Every! detail!
"our finest Old Navy dresses and Rocket Dog flip flops"
you passing out!
You are so generous with your comments! TY 🫶🏼
I did it once in my early 30’s & never again!!!! It wasn’t so much the pain that stopped me more that I hated looking like a little girl. It just weirded me out too much. Long live the full bush!
Viva la bush!
I have never done a Brazilian & this story encapsulates precisely why. I cry at a brow wax, but my butthole? Never.
I don't recommend it! 😂
I’m so sorry for lol-ing at your pain. I can’t imagine doing this to myself, but I am very old and no longer care.
Hahaha! No, please laugh!
Lol, this was a delight to read. I am a one and done with the Brazilian, or any wax near my lady bits. It's awful! And I agree with the other commenter, I felt like a little girl, not the vibe I was going for. I am sorry you had such a traumatic experience, but thankful you decided to share.
Thank you for reading it!
I full on guffawed at this (mis)adventure - & using “Basic Instinct” as a verb: bra-VO!
Thank you!
I have never done a Brazilian — and now I definitely never will. (lol)
I don’t recommend it! lolz
THIS!!!! Rocket Dog flip-flops! I can picture y’all in vivid detail! You need to submit this!
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I just noticed as I went to comment that my whole lower body is clenched having read this! This is so good (but so bad!). I am not a waxer for aaaaaall of these reasons.
Also: “the exaggerated straddle of an actor in a Pace Picante commercial” spoke to my soul 😂
😂😂 Thanks, Sarah!
So funny! It took me back to my younger days when I used to get just regular bikini waxes regularly, and that was bad enough! Laser Groupons and old age has rid me of most of those issues now.
Me, too! 😂
I remember this moment! I was in my 20’s living in the West Village when this SATC episode came out. What a terrific story, I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Yes, exactly! Thank you for reading.
I physically felt every detail of this story. (Also, the CBK cameo!!!)
High praise! TY